100 Things Gaara Would Never Do
1. Stand on a cliff and weep while his hair blows in the wind sad-movie style.
2. Get eyebrows tattooed on and forever look surprised.
3. waterskii in the Olympics.
4. Get his arm stuck in his sand-gourd.
5. Randomly start speaking Spanish instead of Japanese to confuse the hell out of the translators.
6. Fall asleep in a sandbox because it reminds him of home.
7. Inform a random Organization XIII member that they smell like a saddle. (mmm leather)
8. Have his picture taken wearing one of those Micky Mouse ear hats.
9. Design a line of panties with huge-sparkley-eyed kitties on them.
10. Challenge a c